“Having trouble with men, are you?” James Garner asks. “Nothing but,” Sally Fields answers. (Movie – Murphy’s Romance)
Here are some common blow-off lines given me to my daughter, Clare.
M-What’s your sign?
W – A stop sign
M -Can I follow you back to your place?
W -I don’t know. Can two people fit under a rock?
W – I’ve got to take a nap.
W – I don’t speak english. (Good one in Vilca)
M – Haven’t i seen you somewhere before?
W – Yes, and that why I don’t go there anymore.
1 c. Apple or orange juice
2 ice cubes
Blend. Pour into dessert cups.
Word of the Day – mujeres – women
Tip of the Day – Be yourself. The last guy said all these hit lines, like, “I came here for you. you are my soul-mate.” We just met for goodness, sake. I didn’t answer, out of surprise. He said, “Did you hear what I said?” I said, in truth, “Yes, I was just letting it all sink in.” And that was that!
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